Memory was something you lost with age
An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano
A web was a spider's home
A virus was the flu
A CD was a bank account 
A hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived 

And if you had a 3 inch floppy.
You just hoped nobody ever found out!?!